[insert poetic blog title here]

alvadee: tilthat: TIL when Monty Python started uploading their comedy skits to YouTube so they...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 09:07:51 -0400

tilthat:

TIL when Monty Python started uploading their comedy skits to YouTube so they could be watched legally for free, their DVD sales went up by 16,000%

via reddit.com

me @ musical producers: YOU SEE THAT?!!

pulpfanfiction: nayx: Print it. Fuck it. am i supposed to...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 09:07:35 -0400

pulpfanfiction:

nayx:

Print it. Fuck it.

am i supposed to laugh at “print it. fuck it.” or the fact that the dude is the fucking same guy as the little advertisement in the same position im so confused

mineyoung-churyuu: hubriscomplex: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: 8ddict: biggest-gaudiest-patronu...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 09:07:27 -0400

mineyoung-churyuu:

hubriscomplex:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

8ddict:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

captainlordauditor:

some iconic dialogue that sounds like its from the great canon of literature but are actually from memes

I will face God and walk backwards into Hell

“I’ll do whatever you want” “then perish”

I have been through hell and come out singing

feel free to add more!

There are no gods here

Do I look like the kind of man who dies

God’s dead and soon we will be too

I thought there were no heroes left in this world

• you kneel before my throne unaware that it was built on lies

Impudent of you to assume I will meet a mortal end

This is hell’s territory and I am beholden to no gods

Bury me shallow, I’ll be back

- take this gift, for the gods surely won’t

God wishes he were me

One day, you will be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe, and you will have to justify the space you’ve filled

bunjywunjy: kaijuno: Hi please watch this video of a man getting...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 09:07:02 -0400

bunjywunjy:

kaijuno:

Hi please watch this video of a man getting rekt by a 450hp fan

if I had a 450hp fan, this is exactly the sort of shit I would get up to

cosmoshoe: theycallmebecca: reactingtosomething: The...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 09:04:48 -0400

cosmoshoe:

theycallmebecca:

reactingtosomething:

The Collector

I’ve seen this several times but I haven’t seen it posted with Zoe’s retweet

she only needs one more before she becomes unstoppable

taahko:[to the tune of uptown girl] im that bitch…catch me dying in a roadside ditch

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 09:00:46 -0400

taahko:

[to the tune of uptown girl] im that bitch…catch me dying in a roadside ditch

marvelousgifs: #get yourself a friend like Anthony Mackie who...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 01:41:16 -0400

marvelousgifs:

#get yourself a friend like Anthony Mackie who always got your back

thesanityclause: blindiezone: babyanimalgifs: He can’t wait to...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 01:40:27 -0400

thesanityclause:

blindiezone:

babyanimalgifs:

He can’t wait to go to doggy school…

At first I thought it was going to be, like, a car but when it was actually a bus it made this video even better!

the most wholesome content

jakesweetandcynical: queenofslash: hummingbird-hooligan: queenofslash: iloveamelia: i deserve...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 01:39:27 -0400

jakesweetandcynical:

queenofslash:

hummingbird-hooligan:

queenofslash:

iloveamelia:

i deserve unrestricted access to old churches and castles i want to know all the secrets

i work in a castle and have unrestricted access and let me tell you sometimes knowing all the secrets……is worse

please share with us the secrets

what you guys want then, huh? You want royal family gossip? You wanna hear about the Duchess of York sneaking her lover into her room through a secret door? Or do you want the gross shit, like the skull stuck on the pike on top of the keep which nobody really knows how it got there but maintenance says it’s too high up to get down? Or the fact we tell kids the skeleton in the store room is ‘just a dummy’ but in reality nobody can break the grate without collapsing the wall?

Ya’ll wanna hear about the G H O S T D O G?????

I in fact want to hear all of those like way too much for it to be healthy

garbage-empress: genderdeath: speaking of which, i hope all of...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 01:39:17 -0400

garbage-empress:

genderdeath:

speaking of which, i hope all of my mutuals know that you can go on down to the hardware store and just buy a big ol bag of dried blood

*Rabbit hops up to garden to eat some delicious lettuce and finds it covered in blood*

Rabbit, under breath: what the fuck…

pangur-and-grim: pangur-and-grim: cleverest-lesbian: pangur-an...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 01:39:09 -0400

pangur-and-grim:

pangur-and-grim:

cleverest-lesbian:

pangur-and-grim:

once more, Pangur has no idea what her future holds

please op i’m begging you for an update

that future….is now the present

(the rest is up on my “I Will Make Pangur Wear Hats, And Will Pet Her Lots To Make Her Not Angry With Me Afterward ” patreon)

Photo

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 01:38:40 -0400

pseudofaker: Janelle Monae on the BET awards red carpet is a...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 01:38:04 -0400

pseudofaker:

Janelle Monae on the BET awards red carpet is a mood.

hridi:overprotective Bucky Part 1/?

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 01:36:55 -0400

hridi:

overprotective Bucky Part 1/?

setheverman: hus-pus: sethpacito…. tag me in this one more time i dare you

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 01:36:41 -0400

setheverman:

hus-pus:

sethpacito….

tag me in this one more time i dare you

xhorizondump: Based on @deafclintbartn text post

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 01:36:06 -0400

xhorizondump:

Based on @deafclintbartn text post

thelastpilot:Sick ass adventure wizard investigates native...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 00:54:39 -0400

thelastpilot:

Sick ass adventure wizard investigates native crustacean with his supportive but easily spooked familiar

iconuk01: srsfunny: Wolves React To Gamekeeper Who Had Been Away...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 00:54:25 -0400

iconuk01:

srsfunny:

Wolves React To Gamekeeper Who Had Been Away On Maternity Leave

“WHERE’S YOUR PUPPY! WE WANNA SEE YOUR PUPPY! DID YOU JUST HAVE THE ONE? DO YOU HAVE THEM WITH YOU? ARE THERE PHOTOS?”

tickettoheaven: get your head in the game

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 00:53:38 -0400

tickettoheaven:

get your head in the game

theawesomeadventurer:not sure if problematic or funny but either...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 00:53:30 -0400

theawesomeadventurer:

not sure if problematic or funny but either way these jeans left an impression on me